I made this joke up:
Q: What do you get when you cross an Episcopalian with a Ku Klux Klansman?I am an Episcopalian, though not a Klansman. I was inspired by a similar joke I read (I think) on the Internet:
A: Someone who serves wine and cheese at the cross-burning.
Q: What do you get when you cross a Unitarian with a Ku Klux Klansman?
A: Someone who burns a question mark on your lawn.